The Mallet of Understanding

Wielding the tools of cluelessness correction with a compassionate and well manicured hand.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Don't forget your manners, darlings!

Did you see that *stellar* job done by la belle Babs Boxer in the Senate Foreign Relations Committee confirmation hearings? Tres Manifique! A delectable snippet:

"Your loyalty to the mission you were given to sell this war overwhelmed your respect for the truth."
So, my dear and gentle readers, *do* write Senator Boxer a thank-note for her brave efforts. She and the recently-defeated Senator Kerry were the only two "no" votes against Dr. Rice.

Go, write, and remember: Grammar, spelling and punctuation count.

Send a message to Senator Boxer!

Send a message to Senator Kerry!

Oh, Chives, darling, would you fetch me my parchment, pen and ink? And what's taking you so long with that margarita?