The Mallet of Understanding

Wielding the tools of cluelessness correction with a compassionate and well manicured hand.

Monday, January 10, 2005

For immediate release: Cluella appoints a lieutanant.

John, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel!

John over a Americablog sings it loud and true--Southern Baptists are thanking God for the opportunity to save souls. They have prayed for an opportunity, and they seem to see one in the recent tragedy and disaster of the Tsunami. In fact, they are going to be using relief funds to build "Christian communities" complete with Christian churches smack dab in the middle of each "community".

Honestly, you people are too much. *Le fume*

Anyway, back to John--you darling man, as my "leftenant", I am presenting you with this working model of the Mallet of Understanding. Make sure you clean it well after each use--we don't want to spread Mad Christian disease!