The Mallet of Understanding

Wielding the tools of cluelessness correction with a compassionate and well manicured hand.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Is it just *moi*...

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Is it just *Moi*, or does anyone else get the impression that Ann Coulter is really a *man*?

Honey, lose the coackroach-killer sillettos. They are *tre* passé. and they make your feet look huge.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Is it just *moi*...

Is it just *moi*, or does anyone else think it just a teensy-weensy bit *gauche* to take pictures of cadavers with cell phone cameras?

Oh, brave new world!

Far be it from me to criticize another's sacred icons, but I certainly hope that no one takes snapshots of me in extremus with a cell phone. At least use a good quality camera to get the texture of my perfect skin.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Well, dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!

It seems that US. Senate Republican leader Bill Frist actually did the right thing and said that the courts acted fairly in the Terri Shiavo case.

Gentle and well-clued readers, I am simply and utterly gobsmacked. Color me astounded. *Moi* is tempted to award Mr. Frist for actually backing the Judicial Branch--but no, I don't give awards for simply doing the right thing.

But oh, oh, oh! This is such a departure from the norm that it's difficult not to.

Then that little corner of intense cynicism in the back of my brain steps up and says "He's only doing it because he needs to distance himself from Tom Delay. He leans with the political winds."

Still and all things considered, I'm tickled pink that Mr. Frist is seeing reason at last.

"Good boy, Bill, *good* boy!"